It’s been a couple days since I wrote a new post. I’ve been quite busy with a bunch of crap that I can’t even remember. “Carol” was not as awesome as I’d hoped it’d be. I think I expected it to be a lot more graphic and it just didn’t happen. Also, I grew a hemorrhoid in my ass this past week so that didn’t help. Instead of writing about humor, I’m going to post some screen shots of conversations with friends from my phone. I laugh every time I re-read these convo’s. Have fun! This is going to be very hemorrhoid filled and maybe graphic so brace yourselves. #noshameinmygame
This friend here is a fellow hemorrhoid survivor.
And this NON understanding friend.
This perp. One of my best friends, I love him to pieces. He’s single if anyone’s interested, send me an e-mail. Seriously the best guy I know.
I’m just a little salty.
When dad is on the verge of croaking.
Hope you guys got a giggle out of these. I still do!